there’s so much spam in my askbox. why.

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I remember when I was a child whenever I play “fought” with a boy, I would always try to kick him in his groin.

I always won. 

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So I’m finally seeing gnr’s rrhof induction and can I just say

Myles Kennedy did a fn good job. IMO anyone that sings gnr songs alway’s slightly annoy me bc Axl’s voice makes it but this guy he sounds good. And I’m grateful he decided to do it so the rest of the band (well you know) could perform for us. :’)

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tagged by stuckinsidethesewalls

Tag Game Rules-

Rule 1 - Post the rules

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve been tagged

My Questions:

1) Favorite Disney Movie?

 I love my disney movies but without a doubt the one that always brings out my inner child is Lion King. that movie is flawless. the story. the characters. the music. ugh i’ll shut up about it.

2) Favorite Artist or band and why?

well band-wise it would be Guns N Roses, because they made good music that just gives me energy, makes me feel good, i can’t really explain it.

3) Best concert you’ve been too?

I’ve never been to a true concert :( i want to go to a kanye/or beyonce concert one day..hell even a paramore concert. i think they all give good shows from what i’ve seen on youtube. 


4) What was your most embarrassing moment?

Ahhh so many. Hmm..well one of them was when i was in the 4th grade. Y’all remember those recorder/flute-like things? well anyways i left mines home that day so in music class when it was time to use them people who didn’t have one had to go get one out of this bucket.

Well the teacher yapped, yapped and yapped and we were sitting “indian style” so by the time i had to get up to get one. I could not feel my legs at all. the circulation was not there and she was all “Mercedes! go get a recorder!” so when I tried I basically fell in this boy’s lap and everyone was laughing. at age 9 this was mortifying. whew. so yeah that’s one. 

5) What is your Dream job?

A singer but seeing as I can’t sing in tune it’ll never happen :(

6) If you only had one day left to live what would you do?

most people would say something exciting/adventurous but in reality I’d just cry and sit in my depression. 

7) Favorite food?

pizza i’m a pizza slut. 

8) What is you’re dream vacation?

I really want to go to Italy or somewhere..idk I just want to see beautiful places in the world.

9) Who is the one person you are dying to meet and why?

oooh lawd. so many so hard to choose…if Michael Jackson was still alive I’d say him. He was truly an icon imo, the greatest entertainer. 

10) What’s your favorite thing to do to relax?

listen to music and dance in my room, tbh. 

11) What is the Weirdest thing you have ever dreamed?

I always dream weird things, idk if this one’s the weirdest but definitely the scariest. A jealous boyfriend shot me in my chest and I literally woke up with this sharp pain in my chest. Scariest thing.

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puh-lease tell me there’s a bootleg gif of thor’s first scene on tumblr somewhere

puh-lease. i need it to lust.

he was so angry and so much ugh testosterone and i want him

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ok blacklisting all things Avengers related until after I see the movie. so hope everyone i follow tags it.

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Someone told me recently I always look happy, with this I’ve concluded:

  • either they don’t see me often
  • or i’ve gotten so good at faking it, i’ve fooled myself.

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Just popped a bag of popcorn and it was only 8 kernels in it that didn’t pop.

only 8

normally there’s at least 20 unpopped

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i remember when i was in the 8th grade, i had “Promiscuous Girl” as my cellphone’s wallpaper banner and my mom saw it and  freaked out “what?! why do you have this as your title?!” and i was like “huh?  oh because…why? it’s just a song” she asked did i know what it meant and i said cute? or something she told me not to use words i didn’t know and to take it off my phone.

ever since i find out what it meant i have always looked back on that moment like

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